Blessed to be a Godly Woman

In a society where women are blessed to live a traditional lifestyle, or work in what used to be known as a man’s field, I’m thankful for this choice. I’m equally thankful for the women who paved the way for our right to vote, and so many “firsts.” As a blind woman, I’m thankful for being born in an era of technology where my existence can be more
productive.

A worthy wife is a crown for her husband, but a disgraceful woman is like cancer in his bones. Proverbs 12:4 ESV

When listening to media and what’s popular, most would have no idea how much grit it takes to be a stay-at-home mom, let alone to walk in the role of a pastor’s wife. So, today, I thought I’d pass on a couple of things I’ve read to give you insight. If you are a traditional mother and/or a pastor’s wife, you will be saying, “Amen!” throughout these lists. Enjoy.

HELP WANTED: Pastor’s Spouse

Below, you will find the necessary qualifications for the position of a pastor’s spouse. The applicant must be able to:

* sing
* play music
* lead youth groups
* work in the nursery
* raise ANGELIC children
* entertain church notables
* minister to other spouses
* have the ability to recite the Bible backwards
* teach Sunday School
* Oversee youth trips
* write and choreograph Christmas and Easter pageants
* run a household and creatively cook on a limited budget
* keep pastor satisfied

In addition, they must be: 

* skilled in writing newsletters and bulletins
* a great listener, yet never voice an opinion
* self-sacrificing
* modest in dress
* peaceful and stay out of trouble
* willing to share the pastor’s time graciously without complaint, especially when every conversation might be interrupted by a phone call

The applicant will have difficult colleagues, demanding customers, and erratic hours.
Pay: $0.00

(unless you call being called names and borrowing your belongings and bringing it back damaged, or not at all, as pay)

(this list has been modified by me from a Facebook post with an unknown author, who knew the subject extremely well)

If you enjoyed that list, then you will also enjoy the next one. Being a pastor’s spouse isn’t a job … it’s a calling, and so is home educating. Check out this suggested ad, which came from Alpha Omega Publisher’s daily devotions called, “Daily Focus.”

Now accepting applications: Family seeking fun-loving, godly home school teacher. Applicant will be responsible for providing total educational development and daily personal care for children of multiple ages.

Applicant will assume the following roles:
* cook
* housemaid
* nurse
* taxi driver
* administrative assistant
* accountant
* athletic coach
* social director
* computer technician
* household and automotive repairman
* gardener
* course instructor in multiple subject areas and grade levels, and various other responsibilities.
This is a full-time position — approximately 120 hours or more per week.

Qualified candidates must be able to:
* work well under pressure
* multi-task
* prioritize work loads while maintaining a friendly, enthusiastic attitude.

Quick thinking, good memory, and a varied background in extensive subject matter are a must. Promising candidates will be resourceful, adjust easily to distractions, and display creative, hard-working leadership abilities. Organizational and problem solving skills are a plus. Previous teaching experience and/or college preferred, but is
not required. If you’re interested in working in a fast-paced, ever-changing environment, this is the position for you!

For more information on this exciting opportunity to earn fulfilling, one-of-a-kind rewards, please apply in person today.

At a first glance, no one would want to apply for either of these positions. Too demanding, impossible criteria, and no visible benefits. Even facing vision loss, I’ve managed to do both. Yes, it is impossible to accomplish every criteria.

In order to achieve success, one must be a Christian who has learned or is learning how to rely on God’s strength, and His ways, over their own. They must learn to focus on what God wants and whatever is best for their
family, rather than comparing themselves to others. Equally imperative, is the need to embrace your uniqueness over copying others’ methods and techniques. Isn’t that what every Christian needs to learn?

When you’ve managed to do that, there isn’t a more fulfilling occupation in the world. I am blessed that I chose to answer God’s call on my life for both positions.

What has God called you to do? Whatever choice or calling, you can’t do it all on your own. Ask for God’s strength to make your life more fulfilling today.

Finally, be strong in the Lord and in the strength of his might.

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